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Yes, I'm not posting anything on my blog for the time being because certain people are using the content I post to make my life uncomfortable annoying. BUT... you can't be mean about the Yod Hunt! So here it is!

Ananova: World's most expensive pudA restaurant in New York has created the world's most expensive dessert. Stephen Bruce, owner of Serendipity 3 in Manhattan's Upper East side, unveiled the £12,500 pudding called the Frrrozen Haute Chocolate. Earning a Guinness Records certificate for the world's most expensive dessert, the sundae includes a blend of 28 rare, exotic cocoas. The pud is then topped with whipped cream, sprinkled with 23-carat edible gold dust and a La Madeline au Truffle. Along with the chocolate treat, the eater gets to take home the goblet it is served in, the diamond encrusted 18 carat gold spoon used to eat it and a gold ladies' bracelet.

Thanks to all the women supporting Jody and beating up on me, I am now under house arrest. Jody has locked me in a large kennel and only allows me sporadic internet access and the occasional taste of cat food (unlike Ebby, I keep the Eukanuba down, so I get kudos for that). I pass the rest of the time writing bad angst-filled poetry, pumping aluminum (too out of shape for iron) and filing frivolous lawsuits against Haze for crimes against ugly art.

Topic: If you were trapped in your house for a long time and couldn't buy anything more, photograph the food item in your kitchen that would be the absolute LAST thing to be consumed before starvation set in.

Take a picture of something that would be easy to identify otherwise, except for the distance and angle of your picture.Show us something nobody (and I mean NOBODY) knows that you own.Show us your theory as to where Emily's monkey went (it still has NOT showed up, thanks post office!).Show us one place you would definitely NOT let your kids trick or treat.Take a picture somewhere you're not supposed to.

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Watch out for the Yod Hunt!

Take a self portrait of yourself doing your best secret agent impression.Show us the most delicious thing that you can prepare in your kitchen in under 90 seconds.Take a picture of a tattoo or piercing on your body. If you don't have either, show us where you want one and tell us what you plan to get. If you're against body modification or are just not interested, take a picture of your thumb.Show us something that could only exist in [where you live]. Create a sculpture of a pig out of unconventional materials (don't use clay or play doh, etc.) and show it to us.

Your scavenger hunt items are:Take a self portrait using a mirror and a very bad camera angle. Think about your average teenager's MySpace profile picture and you're on the right track.Show us the "Welcome To" sign for where you live.Show a cellphone being used by someone/something that shouldn't be using it.Take a picture of a sure sign that the world is ending (don't post a pic of a sober Lindsay Lohan, I know that it's either a picture you didn't take this weekend [since Lindsay was last sober 10 years ago] or completely fake). Show us something over 100 years old.