Yod Hunt Monkey Rights
I was asked to arbitrate a labor dispute between the monkeys and Yod as a result of this past week's Yod Hunt participation. The monkeys came up with some demands to create a better working environment and a more fun Yod Hunt (well, in their eyes).
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/yodhunt/
We, the undersigned, want Yod to enact the following changes to the Yod Hunt:
- Judge the Yod Hunt based on three criteria: First Complete Entry, Best Single Picture, and Best Complete Entry to allow people to participate as they can.
- Increase pay to 5 free-range organic bananas per day.
- Allow Yod Hunt participants a "Favorite" vote to determine the group's favorite weekly entry. Group Favorite winners will receive an electronic ribbon award to display on their VOX entry.
- Allow "grooming" during business hours to ensure pesky pests do not disrupt working time.
- Open the Yod Hunt on Friday morning and close it on Monday evening to maximize the picture-taking window of opportunity.
- Hire a maid so that Jody does not have to clean up after Yod ~AND~ 12 monkeys
If you agree with this petition, please sign on line at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/yodhunt/ !!
For your name, use your VOX name (e.g., scooter)
For your email address, use your VOX name @ vox.com (e.g., scooter@vox.com)
Comments
Love those free-range bananas. All bananas should be allowed to roam freely. It saddens me to see those penned up bananas.
#2: Damn. Anything less than 5 and you're starving the poor monkeys. They need sustenance, man. Sustenance.
#3: Oh. Everybody wants to be popular.
#4: If you don't accept this condition you're gonna get fleas. It's only right anyway. It's only human.
#5: Oh. Yes. That would certainly make it easier for me. A larger window of opportunity allowed for creativity. YES!!!!
#6: For real.