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It's now the Yod Freedom Hunt, day 6 (11/7)

Day 5 winner: Haze. I've had that sauce, and your writeup of it brought back fond, fiery memories.

El Scoreo:

Haze 2
Metz 2
Mamma Bear 1
Jody -15,000 (Yod Points redeemable for Jody Points by request)

 

Day 6 topic:

Thanks to all the women supporting Jody and beating up on me, I am now under house arrest. Jody has locked me in a large kennel and only allows me sporadic internet access and the occasional taste of cat food (unlike Ebby, I keep the Eukanuba down, so I get kudos for that). I pass the rest of the time writing bad angst-filled poetry, pumping aluminum (too out of shape for iron) and filing frivolous lawsuits against Haze for crimes against ugly art.

Therefore I am leaving it up to you, my dear reader, to jailbreak me before the hunt ends.

Your first mission is to sneak me a lockpick or something that could be used as a lockpick to free me from my current cell. Please take a photo of your solution. This day's event is not being judged by myself but instead is being judged by Jody. Jody is using two main criteria:

  1. Would the lockpick free Yod from his cell (remember, Jody is a mechanical engineer)
  2. Would the method of delivery make it past Jody's strict observation skills

 Good luck all, and remember, only you can prevent me from having to go pee pee in a tin can for the next week.

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Mamma Bear
"Thanks to all the women supporting Jody and beating up on me, I am now under house arrest. Jody has locked me in a large kennel and only allows me sporadic internet access and the occasional taste of cat food..."

Some people pay good money for that you know. 0.o

Clearly I need less time on the internet myself.


studio524
[this is good]
rofl -- i'm glad you enjoyed the sauce.
as for the challenge... well you should read my latest post
this is gonna be fun ;)
Jody

LOL, well the cat food he eats is primo stuff, so he shouldn't complain too loudly. Probably better for him than the stuff he usually feeds himself, too! ;-)

As for the beating and locking... I plead the 5th. hahahaha

crankypants
I kind of think you deserve to go pee pee in a can for the rest of the week! spoilsport! :-P
LeendaDLL
May i have some positive karma points for planning to post pics of condom-condiments (little packs of bubblegum & caramel flavored lubes)? And because the only reason I didn't make it was because I was busy posing for the erotic painting and didn't get home till 1am?!?
studio524

*5 on the condiment thing. OMG - That's an original idea.
I vote points for leeeeeeeeenda.

BTW: How's the posing/painting coming along?
You haven't talked about that for awhile
***that is - unless I missed it.

LeendaDLL
thanks!!
I just PMd you a link to the painting. I posted it Mon night.
studio524
I got it. The painting is very pretty. Not what I expected but it is pretty. I left you comments. I've got my self all wrapped up anmd worried that the Yod and the Jod are in a real tif. I hate that.
Jody
We are and aren't - which is the normal state of things around here. Yod did get his iPhone early, and I do hate both companies involved, and he does need to do his chores, but hey - if I was completely dead set against this whole thing, I wouldn't be posting about it - I'd be packing, or something (hopefully for a nice vacation!) haha

Though ... if we keep "fighting" and that means you'll come to visit, it might be worth it. Naaaah, I'd rather have you here for a good reason! :-)

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