The Yod Freedom Hunt, Day 7 (11/8)

Topic:  Take pictures of instruments and items that Warden Ebby could use to keep Yod in line during his yard time!

Phase One:
Warden Ebby should offer Prisoner Yod a generous handful of Dried Catnip Buds.
A little THC will help Warden Ebby keep control by putting Yod into a state of inexplicable bliss.

"Prisoner in the Yard: Ya' wanna crawl under the fence here?", asks the Warden, beguilingly lifting the hem of the fence. "Yeah. Sure. Whatever, man"", drools Yod as he lolls against the nearest tree.

Phase Two:
Warden Ebby should offer Prisoner Yod a generous bowl of fresh meat.
We all have heard about the munchies, that THC induced state of hunger...

After the steady diet of Eukanuba, Yod is likely to eat anything that doesn't come in a bag.

Phase Three:
Break out the yarn balls.

Still under the effects of the catnip buds, Yod will easily be intrigued and entertained by batting the yarn balls back and forth with Warden Ebby. "Hey, Ebby. Look how all the pretty shades of blue and brown swirl around. Cool..."

While he is in this dreamy, sleepy state, the Warden will be able to cocoon him by wrapping him in rounds of the yarn. He'll think he's just been knitted a very cozy  sweater, when infact he will be completely encased and disarmed.

Phase Four:
Once he has a nap in his warm wrap of yarn, Yod might start to get a little anxious.
Warden Ebby should immediately offer him more of the catnip buds

and provide some intriguing entertainment withe the fuzzy-feathery Cat Yod-Fisher

In his intoxicated state this should provide several hours of Yod-torturing fun for the Warden.

Should the prisonser become increasingly anxious, or over stimulated, the Warden should not be afraid to offer more of the Catnip.

This can be offered and applied until the prisoner is lulled into a state of THC-induced coma-like sleep.

Following this method, as illustrated above, the Warden Ebby will be able to keep the prisoner riding the wave between consciousness and an absolute dream state for days at a time and he will be much less inclined to consider escape.

Fail Safe:
Should any of the above phases become over stimulating to the Prisoner Yod, or if the prisoner exhibits any unusual behavior, Warden Ebby should break out a copy of

Under the influence of the THC, Prisoner Yod will be drawn to the other-wordly visions provided by the stories in this collective. Brautigan is good for you after all and the prisoner may be enticed into reading the passages aloud.