iYod Hunt, Day 3 (11/4)
Day 3 topic: It's Fall! (for most of us). Show us some serious leaf porn.
Pssst, (whispers) Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna see something naughty?
Just peek right through these leaves here...
Now lookit this prime piece over heah...
You gotta check out this hot little number too:
Now if you wanna see some real Scarlet Floozies (Thanks Pyrit) check this out, right heah through the fence posts...
Whaddya mean you can't see nutthin?
OH yeah, gotta pony up if ya wanna see more. Those first ones were just the freebies, any more is gonna cost you. $10 a minute for the 1st 5 minutes, $24.99 for each additonal minute. And a $150.00 minimum deposit of course.
(pockets money)
OK here ya go (mutters under breath--perv) What's that? No no no I said you DESERVE the best!
Chaching! $$$
Chaching Chaching Chaching! $$$$$ $$$$$
Tell ya what, since you've been such a GOOD customer here's a few more freebies to take home wit you, no you can't really take them home I mean in your memories...oh never mind, heah!
Hey waitaminute... wanna see a real cutie?
This lil sapling is perfect for your school girl fantasies, don't let her diminutive size fool her she's no baby, and she is HOT! I can letcha take a peek for an extra $250.00 d'ya wanna?
Comments
thanks, I was afraid i went too overboard on it...
I just wanted to give a different than expected perspective on teh subject. :-)
Very good. Funny stuff.
Standing ovation for creativity Metz! Best leaf post ever!
OMG- This is too funny. I loved the commentary and the set up.
BTW:
Congrats on the win! You beat me out -- once again
You are on the way to a great prize, congrats!
*snerk*
(great fall pics...)
::discreetly hands Metz a 100::
AHEM! That is a $150 minimum deposit.
Yer just lucky the Canadian Dollar is on par wit the US dollar right now. ;-)
starts to do the math/conversion says teh heck with it and pockets $100.00
don't tell no one tho ok?
HEY EVERYONE, METZ HAS NEW RATES!!!
SHHHHHH!!!!
Whut you wanna attract the cops?
OH carp!
(sees a skwerl with a badge approaching waving a night stick)
(thrusts a few bills and flyers into Lanie's hands and runs away)